Kelly Flowers

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40 Before 40 – Update

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So those that know me know I like lists. Like I reeeeeally like lists. I like them the way people like Netflix. I pursue them the way some people scroll Instagram. I read and reread and order and reorder them. Honestly, I don’t know how people function without them.

My brain simply can’t hold all the stuff I need/want/probably shouldn’t do.

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(Note: In finding this image I went down a rabbit hole called “Exploding Brain Syndrome”. This is a thing.)

Arguably the mother of all lists is the BUCKET LIST. Like Google, it has even been “verbed.” But a bucket list is a problem for me because it indicates a plan to do things someday, preferably before you die. And who knows when that is, right?

So to create urgency in my life (because I obviously need more of that) I created a 40 Before 40 – The Mid-Age Bucket List! And I’m happy to report, it has given me a run for my money. I think about it a lot. A LOT. I frame vacations around it. And you’re more likely to get me to come socialize if it involves a 40-b4-40 item. It goes like this…

Friend “Wanna go to a movie?”

Me “I would but I’m already in my pajamas”

or

Friend “Wanna go to a trampoline gym?

Me “It’s 8am. On a Saturday. Buuuut… that’s on my 40-b4-40. Let me get my coat.”

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It’s safe to say, the people in my life are tired of hearing about it. But you’re not, are you?!

So 2020 has 20 things left! Kitschy right?

  1. Publish book – Come hell or high water
  2. Sing karaoke – IN PUBLIC
  3. See the Northern Lights – Iceland. Boom
  4. Do the splits
  5. Take Scottish dancing class – Seems random but I am Scottish, did Scottish dancing as a teenager (see how cool I was?) and am thoroughly obsessed with all things Scottish.
  6. Do 10 pull-ups
  7. Take a painting class
  8. Take a hip-hop/dance class – Maybe improve my Elaine-from-Seinfield moves. Maybe not.
  9. Go tent camping
  10. Take a pottery class
  11. Buy a Motorhome – Her name is Nimble Ginsen
  12. Motorhome across the country Went halfway and I’m calling it.
  13. Go to a horse ranch
  14. Organize/print digital photos – Honestly, this may be the hardest thing on this list.
  15. Go whale watching
  16. Go to Iceland
  17. Try aerial yoga
  18. Try acro yoga
  19. Ride a skateboard – Friends are trying to talk me out of this due to potential physical injury to my middle-aged body.
  20. Learn to skididn’t die
  21. Meet Tim Ferriss – Tim, if you’re out there, I’m a total fangirl and will likely have nothing intelligent to say due to nervous paralyzation.
  22. Do a handstand
  23. Get back to my college fluency in Spanish
  24. Remodel our home office
  25. Go rock climbing – Indoor is ok. I’m not a snob or anything.
  26. Learn how to swim strokes – like real swimming, not bobbing and flapping
  27. Play the ukulele
  28. Go to a poetry reading
  29. Read the Harry Potter books
  30. Organize travel memorabilia – 
  31. Burn music to hard drive
  32. Teach my kids to play chess
  33. Teach my son to read
  34. Go to a trampoline gym
  35. Be vegan for a week
  36. Make a good (thai) curry
  37. Make a scrapbook for my husband’s last birthday – I’m such a giver.
  38. Take self-defense class
  39. Get laser hair removal
  40. Ride a jet ski

 

(TBH, I’ve never done the splits. I don’t even know if my body bends that way.)

P.S. Anyone out there doing this?

P.P.S. Still looking for the Tim Ferriss shout out. Screen Shot 2020-01-06 at 4.02.35 PM

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